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Amber M!Get a Nitrozac Portrait... digital illustration or an oil painting!
Wow! You too can join the ranks of famous geeks who have been drawn or painted by the venerable Nitrozac! Send us a photo of the person (or pet!) you'd like to get Nitrozac'd, and she will create a beautiful one-of-a-kind portrait from it.

Steve Gibson!What a great gift for you, your friend, co-workers, or even your boss! What an awesome addition to your desktop, website, home, office, or cubicle! PERFECT for your Facebook or other social networking image!

Add Expressions!
Even cooler, Nitrozac can make a few variations of the drawing, giving it several expressions (laughing, winking, evil grin, sad, sleeping... see the examples below). We'll send you three different sizes of each of the expressions you choose, plus your "normal" image. These are fantastic for use as avatars! (add $12.00 per expression) And you can also get an 300 dpi file suitable for printing for an extra $35.00. If you need a change of clothing, ie: you want to be drawn in a suit and tie, or you'd like to get rid of the suit and make yourself more casual, that's an extra 25 bucks.)

(Please note: Nitrozac will be creating the portrait based on the picture you send in. The best way to get a great portrait is to send in a picture you are happy with, and the largest version of that photo.)

Please note: Nitrozac is completely booked for the next month. You may order a portrait now, and we recommend doing so in order to get a place in the queue, but it may take at least 4 weeks or more. If you are hoping to get one as a Christmas gift, order now so you can get it in the queue or else she will be unable to deliver before XMas. Thanks for your understanding and patience.

Digital Portrait by Nitrozac, starting at $125.00


Add some expressions and avatars? (Includes your "normal" portait as avatars.)
(if you don't want any of the following expressions, just uncheck them)
Laughing
Sad.
Evil Grin.
Sleeping.
Wink.
Angry.
Shocked.

Please include the URL of the photo, or else attach it to an email and send here.

We will contact you shortly to discuss the details of your portrait.


When you order expressions, we send three different sizes of each expression... they are great to use as avatars or on your facebook page, in emails, etc! Here's some examples of expressions...
Normal Laugh Sad Evil Grin Sleeping Winking Angry Shocked

Dyson!For more examples of Nitrozac's portrait work, be sure to check out TWiT.tv, and also the fine folks at Prolecto.com.

Specs:
Full color digital illustration, 72 dpi, created from the photo you provide. Size is usually around 500 x 600 pixels. If you order a 300 dpi version, it is of course, 300 dpi, and ready for printing.

We can also provide high quality laser prints, on thick 11" x 17" paper, or even buttons! Email us for more details.

Illustrations are intended for personal websites, blogs, podcasts, and similar use only, and are not to be re-published, resold, or repackaged in any other form. If you do wish to use our services for commercial reproduction, such as on t-shirts, commercial products, best selling albums and books, etc., please e-mail for special rates.



pets too!
Pet portraits too!